Women's ordination - an alternative perspective

Whilst pondering the issues of ordination, I came to the realization that it's something I've been involved in professionally, for long time.  In fact I have an ordination of my very own:

For the uninitiated, this is known as a Canonical Correspondence Analysis (CCA), and is a common method of analyzing ecological datasets.  And it's mine, all mine.  My ordination!  And, as the name would suggest, it's 'canonical'.  I'm also a woman.

It isn't the only one I have either... mwah hah hah!